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iTunes Prophecies: Part Stan

May 19th, 2006 Edit

Okay, so it has only taken me 6 months to respond to the original post, but here it goes and as the magic 8 ball would say, “Outlook not so good” :

1. What do you think of me, ipod?
Supernothing – Catch 22

2. Will I have a happy life?
Alive – Pearl Jam (I think my mp3 player has a grudge)

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Blank Expression – The Specials (This is getting ridiculous)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Sneaking out of the hospital – The Beastie Boys

5. What does [insert significant other] think of me?
In Bloom – Nirvana

6. How can I make myself happy?
Don’t Speak – No Doubt

7. What should I do with my life?
It just takes some time – Jimmy Eat World

8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Asleep at the wheel – Bloodhound Gang

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Sex and Violence – The Exploited (swear I am not making these up)

10. Will I ever have children?
Seeing Red – Minor Threat

11. Will I die happy?
All Apologies – Nirvana (Fucker)

12. Can you give me some good advice?
Daria - Cake

13. Do you know where your children are?
Everytime – Britney Spears (What a role model for child bearing, and yes it is on my mp3 player).

14. What do you think happiness is?
Let Go – Frou Frou

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