A great dumpster dive find….a foosball table!!!
So I am taking out the garbage last night and out of the corner of my eye I notice a large object about 4 houses down by someones garbage cans in my alley. I don’t really think about it, then I take another quick look and think, “Is that what I think it is..” and proceed to walk to the back of some strangers house to survey the scene. So I walk up to this object and yes… it was a foosball table. Someone was actually throwing out a foosball table. It was upside down and one leg was broken off but nothing a little wood glue wouldnt fix. I figured upon flipping it over I would find a ravenged war scene of death, foosmayhem and probably an outline of someone’s foot through the field. When I flipped it over… nothing. All this poor soul broke was the leg and they threw out this entire foosball table???!?!?! I thought about it for, oh, 2 seconds. Then in a true man moment, said “Yeah” and grabbed that sumbitch and hauled ass down the alley in my shorts and no shoes on!!!

Below is Raphael. He is poor and is on this immortal squad to prove one thing for him and his family, that he is the ultimate fooschampion. Let the games begin!!!
3 comments September 6th, 2007 Edit