RIAA Can Get Bent

October 5th, 2007 Edit

Read this article and then sign this petition .

Honestly, what in the hell is wrong with the RIAA? Pushing lawsuits on single mothers and college kids who are not savvy enough to hide their IP address. Is there nothing better in this world for an organization to crusade against? Maybe the RIAA could take some of the money they are using to persecute, I mean prosecute and put it toward worthwhile causes. Forget that. Doing something to advance the species is just asking too much of capitalist gluttons born and bred in these beautiful United States.

It makes me sick. Thinking of all of the starving artists out there simply trying to make their way in the “dying” music industry. All due to illegal downloading. Just think, if it were not for the money lost due to pirated music, Britney Spears could have afforded better attorneys allowing her to keep her children. That way Sean Preston and Jayden James could have continued to live happily watching their destitute mother free-base crack in the living room, snort cocaine off of frat boys’ ass cracks and flash her vagina about town. It is all a shame, if only she were worth $200 million instead of $90 million the world would be much safer.

Thank God the RIAA is stepping in to save the recording industry. If not for the RIAA I would have never known that these antiquated things called compact discs containing digital music still existed. I would have never known that it costs 5 cents for them to produce a product that they sell for $15. I would have never realized that so many of our beloved MTV Cribs stars were no longer able to afford 85 vehicles all equipped with more audio/video equipment than I will be able to afford in my lifetime.

I would have never known that a single mother with hi-speed internet could destroy an entire industry. That a college kid could make these poor souls at the RIAA unemployed. That an industry designed to entertain people, to take them out of their everyday mind-numbing existence to bring them joy, would go on a crusade to destroy lives. Would pick on the little guy to benefit the gangsta rapper theteenie bopper the pedophile pisser.

I suppose there are plenty of things that I have and will never understand. Forget it, I don’t care.

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  • 1. Stan  |  October 6th, 2007 at 10:06 am

    I think we should come up with an illegal file sharing website where people do have to pay a fair price for the music, say 25 cents a song (like olden jukebox times) and in return the website donates that money to the charity which is the choice of the individual artist.

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